"Dude, I was looking for you at your house, but your mom was the only one there. Man is she hot, and she knows it! She was embarrassed but she asked me if I was her sons friend with the big cock that she'd heard about. I told her I was.
Hey man, I was looking for you yesterday, but nobody was home. Except your mom. And she was sunning herself by the pool. I don't know if she realizes it, but I can see right through her bathing suit when it's wet.