Don't take this the wrong way, but I think your mom is really looking sexy! I ran into her at the gym last week and, well we decided to meet up afterwards. She is wild! I mean, she licked and fucked me like she hadn't had it in a long time.
"Dude, I was looking for you at your house, but your mom was the only one there. Man is she hot, and she knows it! She was embarrassed but she asked me if I was her sons friend with the big cock that she'd heard about. I told her I was.